Hot Guys: Dark Blue Edition

Not sure if anyone has watched the new series "Dark Blue" that has been airing on TNT. I caught a couple of episodes, and it is pretty good. A little dark (literally), a little unbelievable, and a little formulaic. But otherwise, not a bad way to spend an hour or so. Plus, there is a high amount of eye candy to keep you interested.


Omari Hardwick - Oh, hello there. Muscley, tatooed, perfect bad guy. Except he plays a good guy on TV.


Dylan McDermott - Not exactly my cup of tea, but he has nice eyes. I have to admit, the commercial where he yells, "They have you on video, dumping THE BODY!!!!!" cracks me up. Why so serious?


Logan Marshall-Green - Please, sir, may I have some more? Gritty, sexy, hot. Oh, yeah.

It's Guy Time!

Channing Tatum - He can dance, he looks like he should be sporting real dog-tags, I mean what's not to like?



Danny Pino - Mmm... sexy eyes, sexy lips, sexy man.


Jesse Spencer - Accent? Check. Soulful singing voice? Check. Hot? Double Check.

Bad Movies

Ever see a description for a movie, think it sounds interesting, decide to watch it, and can't turn it off? And not because it's that good. Precisely the opposite reason. You can't turn it off, change the channel, nothing. Even though it is possibly one of the worst movies you have ever seen. You can't turn it off because you want to know what will happen, or you think it couldn't possibly get any worse? Or you hold out hope that it will have a great ending, or some nudity or something interesting? And you just keep watching it, wondering what you could have been doing for two hours of your life, instead of wasting it watching drivel. I did that tonight. Ah, good times.

Men, Men, Men, Men, Men

Jon Tenney - So cute, and his character on "The Closer" is so sensitive and understanding. Sigh.

Chris Evans - Wow. What a body. Very cute and can play funny or serious roles.

Kamar De Los Reyes - HOTTT!! He can dance, he can pout, he can smirk. Mmm, mmm, good.

Justin Timberlake

When did he become cool? I mean, he used to be the "young, cute" one in a Boy Band. Yes, a BOY BAND! Now he is cool and funny. He can pull off SNL for goodness sake. That is not easy, even for some of the more experienced comedians. And definitely not for an athlete (have you seen some of those episodes? *shudder*) I am sure you have all seen the SNL clips, but in case you haven't: D*** in a Box (Uncensored), J*** in My Pants (Uncensored), Motherlover(Uncensored) and Plasticville. I have to say that my favorite song in the last one is the remix of Poker Face. Hilarious.

Sunday... Chicks?

So, I was a little lazy this week and didn't update with anything. In deference to that, I can't post two straight posts full of hot men (can I?) So I have decided to post some hot girls. Enjoy.


Tricia Helfer - Wow. Sexy is the word I would use to describe her. She has a dynamite body. Google her if you don't believe me.


Olivia Wilde - Supposedly a blonde, but I think she looks way better as a brunette. Her eyes are captivating.


Halle Berry - Her skin just looks awesome, and her sense of style and hair brings out her best features.

It's Sunday...

Jack Johnson - He is so chill and cool. Nothing like a laid-back Hawaiian boy to get the blood pumping.


Maxwell - Remember that video? You know the one. Nuff said.


Billy Burke - I just saw him as a cop/FBI agent in Untraceable. Hawt.

Unpopular Opinion

Yes, this is a picture of Megan Fox. No it's not Sunday, or even a post full of pictures of hot people. Why? Because I am the only person on the face of the Earth who does not find Megan Fox attractive or sexy or whatever. Yes, I realize that this makes me inhuman. That's something my therapist and I have to deal with. I don't know why I don't find her attractive. I have only seen pictures of her - never her in action or in a movie or on TV. Maybe that's it. I don't know. She just doesn't do anything for me. I am not a hater, I just can't relate to everyone saying she is the hotness, when I don't see it. Sort of like how I feel about George Clooney. But that's a post for another time.

Happy Sunday to You!

Wentworth Miller - Odd name, not sure what you would be able to call him as a nickname (other than schnookums). I normally go for guys with more hair, but he makes short hair look hot.


Corey Reynolds - Kind of hard to find a great picture of him, but he looks great on "The Closer" with or without shades.


Aaron Peirsol - Also difficult to find a good picture of him (seeing as how he is a swimmer) but he is one of the only men who can pull off a Speedo. Kudos to you, sir.

Video of the Moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqKu5tht4G0

I can't tell what this is for or against, but it made me laugh my tooshie off. Is that the wrong reaction?

Winter Classic Reaction

I think there is something wrong with me (no comments, please). I found out yesterday that the Flyers are playing the Bruins in the Annual Winter Classic (played on Jan 1 - for those of you who do not know). I feel very apathetic about this. AKA I don't really care. Why? I am not sure. I do not think the Bruins are really a rival for the Flyers. I won't be able to get tickets (nor will I really want to spend the entire day freezing my patootie off in the middle of winter). I will probably watch, but be too drunk or hungover to care. Overall, my overwhelming emotion on this is: meh. We'll see. Maybe I will be more excited about it as the date draws closer. I am probably one of the few Flyers fans who is not totally enthused about this. Plus, I kind of think the Capitals should be in it... *ducks and waits for rotten tomato throwing*

Hot Guys, Early

Jonathan LaPaglia


Will Smith


Clive Owen



I am leaving for a long weekend, so I will give you some eye candy early. Enjoy the guys and the weekend! See you next week sometime.

Does Anyone Else Think This is Odd?

That is the opening page for the Flyers website. Two guys who have yet to play a game for the Orange and Black are wearing the Orange and Black. So the Flyers employ a Photoshopper on their staff, which is cool. Whatever. I am sure Coburn is fine with Pronger stealing his body. Not so sure Biron is ok with Emery stealing his body. I mean, how much of a blow is that? The guy steals your job and your body all in one day. Tough.

Oh, Andy!

Bad News: So close to that elusive 2nd Grand Slam title. And it was at Wimbledon, where I know how much he wants to win. He had a few chances to put Federer away, but could not convert. I actually almost cried at the end. I really thought he had a chance to win it, and now I am afraid that perhaps he will never win another Grand Slam. I think he got a little lucky in that Nadal did not play in this tournament, and that he did not have to go through #1 and #2.


Good News: He looks better than ever. He almost took out the #1 player in the world right now, holder of 15 Grand Slam titles. He came all the way back from almost obscurity to playing in the Wimbledon final, where he genuinely had a chance to win. His backhand is much improved. His fitness and quickness is better. He looks like he's got his head together. Plus there's always next year, right?

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!

Ryan Reynolds


Josh Duhamel (or as my friend calls him: DoMe)


Casey Affleck

What is Up With Manny?

So Manny is back from his 50 game suspension for steroids. How do the fans react? They are cheering him. They are acting like he is coming back from the DL, not like he is coming back from a suspension for CHEATING! He is a good player, and I used to be a fan of his. But now I cannot look at him without thinking about if any of what he has done in his career is real. It's sad. It is also interesting to note the dichotomy between the fan reaction to Manny and the reactions to Sosa, Bonds, Palmeiro, or McGwire. I guess we will see what happens when the Dodgers get away from South California.

Happy Independence Day!

Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone is enjoying some picnicking, food, fireworks, beach, baseball or however else you celebrate this day. Enjoy!

Don't Cheese Me Bro!

Cheetos - make sure you have some on hand the next time you get in a fight with someone. Or not. I guess we should wait until this case is prosecuted to find out if they are considered a deadly weapon or if you could be charged with assault for using them against someone.
Perhaps fake cheese staining your fingers orange is not the only crime that can be committed using cheesy puffy snack food.

That's the Hotness Right There

Victor Webster


Brian Austin Green


Chris Pine

Goodbye Lupul & Sbisa, Hello Pronger

So, on draft day, the Flyers made a pretty blockbuster-type deal. Flyers traded pretty boys Lupul and Sbisa (and some future picks) to the Ducks for Chris "don't mess with me" Pronger. This deal takes the team's hotness level down a notch, but will help with veteran leadership and defense. I expected one of the following to be traded: Briere (yeah, someone would take that contract), Gagne, Hartnell or Lupul. I think the best candidate from that list was picked. I will miss the young Sbisa, who I think could develop into a #1 or #2 d-man. I will also miss those picks. In keeping with the past couple of years, the Flyers are giving those things out like Happy Meal toys. Make a random trade and get a free pick (or 7) in the draft! Hopefully they can sign Pronger to a 3-4 year, cap friendly contract and this will not be a one year rental.

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!
It has been mentioned to me that perhaps I have been a bit sexist with my Sunday picture posting. Since it's Father's Day, I thought I would switch it up and post some pictures of hot chicks - I have made sure to include a redhead, brunette and a blonde! Enjoy!


Rene Russo


Olivia Wilde



Charlize Theron

I'm Gonna Rick Roll You!

So I found out that some of my friends were not aware of what rick rolling is, or what the badger video is. (See what I did there?) Apparently, the most popular rick roll video has over 17 million views, but they didn't know what it was. Nor did they find it the least bit amusing when I explained it to them. So either I spend too much time on the internet or those friends are lame. I'm leaning towards the latter.

See, Mom, Everyone Really IS Doing It!

Even dogs! Crazy!

It's Manday!

Like Monday, only a million times better.

Jason Thompson

Vincent Young

Antonio Sabato Jr.

Don't Even Say It...

We will not mention the atrocity of Friday night. I am in denial and will not acknowledge that it happened. I hope it will go away.

Were You Shocked???!?

Were you surprised by the Emery signing announcement? I was. I did not expect that after the special CSN did on it last week or insane amount of internet chatter about it. I will withhold judgment, except to say that I hope he has cleaned up his act and won't go around punching anybody in the lockerroom (unless it's someone I don't like. Then feel free.)

This also means that one of the nicest, funnest and all around great guys will probably not be here next year. No, not Briere, (like any team would take on his salary and NMC ... bahaha) Biron! I will miss you. Hopefully you will find a niche somewhere, and Emery will not cause the team to implode. And maybe he will help us to have a shorter offseason next year.

Major Announcement

Apparently Holmgren has a major announcement coming tomorrow. Try to act surprised when it is:
A. Ray Emery signing
B. Firing John Stevens
C. Something lame

90% on A. Equal parts on what's left to B and C (that's 5% on each geniuses).

I love how they make an announcement about makng an announcement. It reminds me of one of my former jobs, when people would call meetings to discuss future meetings.

I Found a New Toy On the Internets

So I found this new toy that allows you to mash up two people/objects that look alike.  You may have seen my earlier work with Mr. Burns and Bettman.  Now I present Sanjaya (American Idol crazy hair guy from a couple years back) and Jermaine Stewart ("We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" singer).  I may become addicted to this thing.  Oh, and the site is hilarious, too.

http://totallylookslike.com/

Sunday Men

Dermot Mulroney

Matthew Fox

Bradley Cooper

Pens - Red Wings: Game 5

Wow. Penguins are playing dirty now that they are down 5-0. (Sidenote: bwahahahaha.) Crosby slashes Zetterberg in the shins. Then Talbot slashes Datsyuk on the feet (hello, he just got back from a foot injury!) I gotta say, though, I think I love the Detroit fans. They are chanting "Crosby sucks!" It feels so good to hate the Penguins. I'm glad I am not alone in my dislike and contempt. Go Wings!

What the Heck Happened to Mark McGrath?

Remember when Mark McGrath (of Sugar Ray) was hot? No? Well, remember when he was an okay-looking guy in a muscley, tattooed band front-man kind of way? Sometimes mistaken for a totally hot "Reality Bites" Ethan Hawke? Still no? Well, pretend like you do to amuse me, mmmkay?

I recently saw him on a re-run of "Don't Forget the Lyrics" (don't judge me! Sometimes I can't sleep, and it's nice to watch whatever is on the TV or OnDemand at 3 o'clock in the morning instead of just staring at my ceiling in the dark. And considering I have really bad eyesight, that ends up just being me staring at the darkness. Not really that amusing.) Anyhoo, he looked scary! And not like scary good. No, it was like one of those Discovery Channel after-plastic-surgery-scared-straight-documentary thingies. Not. Good. I don't know if he overdid the Botox or if he got a facelift, but whatever it is, it's bad. Why do people do this to themselves? Especially men, who can have wrinkles and gray hair and still look distinguished. If you get a chance, watch the video here. If not, I found some pics too, but the video tells the story. Trust me.

Before:

After:

Taking Over the World

So I was going to post about the insanity of Twitter and how it is taking over everything. Kind of like 5 years ago when Facebook was exploding. Then your parents got pages and you deleted yours...

So, anyway, to go with that post, I was searching for a picture of a megalomaniac (or two) who have tried to take over the world. Some great ones came to mind: Mussolini, Pinky and the Brain, Napoleon, among others. Then, I came across an interesting look-a-like.


Makes you wonder, eh?

Pens - Wings: Game 2

Go Fleury!


No, but seriously, I expect the Wings to pull out this series.

Sunday Guys

Sean Patrick Thomas


Mark Ruffalo



Jeffrey Donovan